Conversations with my Boyfriend: Humor

Me: "You said something funny earlier and I was going to blog it but I forgot what it was. What funny things did you say today?"

Boyfriend: "How should I know?"

Me: "I guess it wasn't as funny as I thought."

Boyfriend: "What? You just said it was was."

Me: "Well I don't remember it so it wasn't good enough to stick in my brain."

Boyfriend: "Well that's your problem. If I said it it must have been a gem."